I know this is a couple of days old already...but I simply couldn't resist. It has been confirmed that the boobly blonde singer, Christina Aguilera, will be starring in her first major film Burlesque!
The film's plot, much like most young woman's dreams, follows a smalltown girl who then fulfills her lifetime goals after joining an LA neo-burlesque club. So for anyone who thought they could get a down-payment on a car by being a doctor or a construction worker, forget about it. Dreams and careers are all based around burlesque dancing now. Especially if you're nursing a child (the more cleave the better ladies and gentlemen). In addition to this, it's being directed by Steve Antin...this will get better in a minute I swear. Not only is Steve Antin the Executive Producer and Co- Developer of Pussy Cat Dolls Presents: Girlicious, he played a preppy asshole named Troy Perkins in The Goonies! Ok, maybe it's not that interesting, but it's nice to know who's in charge of a show that has live dancing blow up sex dolls for the cast. Well done.
In any case, it's really nice to see the X-tina hasn't given up on fame and is fying for such challenging character roles, not to mention the fact that singing and dancing is involved. How will she ever pull it off? Either way, I've enjoyed watching all of her horrific transformations, but perhaps motherhood will be the most horrifying of all. Now she's got to shed that mommy exterior leading to something more disasterous...and it looks as though it has already begun.
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